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Cakemix Fudge

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So I’m semi-notorious for using box mixes as ingredients for things other than their original intention, and cake mix is no exception. I’ve used it in cookie baking, as a milkshake thickener, to make pancakes and baked puddings, the list goes on. Until I stumbled across Chocolatechocloateandmore.com’s fudge recipe, however, using it in candy making hadn’t occurred to me yet. I made the above pictured fudge using key lime cake mix and white chocolate candy melts, but as it’s me and I don’t do the microwave thing (I don’t even own one), I did need to tweak the recipe a smidge more. If you prefer using your microwave, follow the link here: http://chocolatechocolateandmore.com/2013/07/cake-batter-fudge/

Below is the stove top recipe.

Either way, be sure to check out some of the other yummy recipes Joan has on her delicious site!

You Will Need:

16 wz cake mix of choice (about 2/3 – 3/4 of a standard box mix here in the US)

16 wz confectioner’s sugar

4 wz butter

2 fz whole milk

4 wz white chocolate chips (or any flavor compatible with your cake mix)

2 wz sprinkles (or other add-in)

Heavy bottomed saucepot large enough to hold all ingredients with a knuckle or 2 to spare, but not too much bigger – too much surface area will scorch the fudge

Parchment or foil lined 8X8 baking dish

 

Instructions:

Combine butter, milk, and chocolate in saucepot over low heat, stirring gently, but often.

Once chocolate and butter have melted and combined well with the milk, stir in cake mix and powdered sugar.

Increase heat to medium low setting, and cook mixture for 2 minutes, stirring constantly.

Remove from heat and fold in half of your add-in. You want them mixed in, but you don’t want the colors to run, so fold gently and quickly.

Pour into the prepared 8X8 dish and evenly cover with remaining add-ins.

Chill for 2 hours or until well set.

Score into cubes before pulling liner and fudge out of dish.

Finish cutting into cubes, placing them in parchment paper lined shirt box, making sure they don’t touch.

Cover the box and let them cure overnight. Depending on the weather, you can leave them out on the counter in a nice dry spot, or you can put them back in the fridge. You can also skip this step entirely, but I found the ones that were given a good curing had a stronger flavor than the ones I sampled immediately.

 

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Disgustingly Easy Super Cheesy Better Than Store Bought Crackers

I first started making these when my daughter became addicted to a pricey store-bought cheese cracker. I couldn’t have afforded her ‘habit’ without this recipe. The best part, for me, is that they can be so easily adapted to accommodate food allergies, taste preferences, and seasonal influences. And yes, it’s another ratio recipe.

Ingredients:

3 Parts Your favorite firm cheese, shredded (Use really sharp cheddar if you want to replicate They Who Must Not Be Named’s crackers.)

1 – 2 Part(s) Baking Mix (ambient humidity affects this recipe greatly)

Milk or water

Toppings to add just before baking, if desired

 

Instructions:

Preheat oven to (US) 350F (or your local equivalent).

Melt the cheese over medium/low heat on the stovetop, stirring constantly.

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Add a splash or two of milk to thin out the cheese. Keep stirring over the heat until it is like a thick potato soup.

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If you want to add dried herbs or veggie bits, now is the time to do so.

Turn off the stove, but keep the pot on the burner.

Add the baking mix a handful at a time, stirring each addition in before adding the next. When you find yourself chasing a big lump around the pot, it’s ready to be turned out onto a baking mix sprinkled flat surface for the next step.

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Roll out to 1/8 – 1/4″ thickness and cut into desired shapes. I like to use cookie cutters, but some people prefer to just slice the whole slab into squares or rectangles.

Use a fork to poke holes in the center of each cracker after transferring to ungreased baking sheets. Sprinkle with more cheese or crushed nuts at this point, if you want them to be topped.

Bake until golden brown (about 15-20 minutes, give or take).

Transfer to a cooling rack.

Enjoy!

Notes:

If the dough in the pot is really greasy and not coming together after you have added all of the baking mix, add milk (or water) a splash at a time until it comes together. Not more than 1/4 cup, though, or you’ll end up with really thin flat biscuit-like things, not crackers at all.

If fully cooled before being stored in an airtight container, these crackers have a shelf life of… Hmmm. I have no idea – they’re always gone within a week of baking. so they last at least a week. Probably longer, but I can’t say for sure.

Do NOT (I repeat DO NOT) microwave the cheese – the end result is not pretty. It’s not edible. It does make for fabulous home defense weaponry, if you can get the intruder to eat one.

Microwaved cheese makes these crackers way too hard. Not the ‘oh dear that’s a really crunchy cracker’ kind of too hard, but the ‘honey call the dentist I just broke three teeth’ variety.

And, as I found out this week, always make sure the oven is set to Bake, not Broil, or this happens:

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BoozeyFruit and Basic Homemade Tinctures

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Do you make your own extracts and tinctures? I do. With a little modification to my original process, I have found that I not only get great full-flavored tinctures, but the vodka-infused fruit left behind is pretty cool, too!

This is a measurement-less recipe as the time of year, fruit used, personal taste, and your location will affect how much vodka and fruit you need. 

You will Need:

1 1-Quart mason jar
Fruit of choice
Vodka
Sauce pot
Mesh strainer
Cookie sheet
If fruit is small, like berries or grapes: wash and leave whole.
If fruit is larger, like peaches or pineapple: wash, peel as needed, and cut into rough, thumb-sized chunks.
Fill sterile mason jar with fruit, then add vodka to brim.
Pour the whole lot into a sauce pot over low heat (I do mean the very lowest possible setting on your stove).
Warm the fruit, but do not cook or stir it. Takes about 15-30 seconds.
Transfer everything back to the mason jar. Cap tightly and store in a cool dark place.
On the 3rd day, strain most of the fruit bits out of the liquid.
Transfer the strained fruit to a cookie sheet and into the freezer. When fruit pieces are solid, transfer to a freezer-burn resistant container (This is your BoozeyFruit).
Reseal the liquid and remaining fruit, and put back into a cool dark place for at least six more weeks (This is your tincture).
The best part? Everything gets used! I still kick myself when I think of all that fruit I wasted over the years.
A Note:
I have done this with vanilla beans, and then used the infused beans (made into a paste) instead of extract in a couple of my baking adventures.
The flavor overwhelmed my sugar cookie recipe, but really made my sage bread stand up and shout!

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Adventures In Frozen Comestibles…

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This is my new favorite way to get my daily serving of fruit. I prefer to make this with berries that were fresh when I froze them, but the bananas should be at the ‘only good for making banana bread’ stage of ripeness. That’s the key to the creamy texture without any dairy or sugar added.  The super cool thing about this recipe is that it’s really forgiving. It’s a ratios recipe, so no specific measures or conversions will be needed.

Basic Recipe:

1 part Frozen Banana, cut into chunks
1 part Frozen Fruit of choice (or frozen homemade apple pie filling, as pictured below)
When fruit chunks are well and truly frozen, put it into a food processor. Blend on high until smooth. Put mixture into a container and back in the freezer until refrozen.
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To serve:
Eat this the same way you would normally enjoy ice cream.
Works great in a cone, or as the base for a Sundae, or even in your favorite milkshake or smoothie recipe.
   ~Or~
Scoop balls of the mixture onto a cookie sheet and freeze overnight.
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You can stop here (see above picture), or dip them in chocolate and place back on the cookie sheet in the freezer for another hour.
Viola! You’ve just made mostly-healthy frozen bonbons!

Hoochielicious Recipe:

2 parts Frozen Banana, cut into chunks
3 parts Frozen Boozey Fruit
When fruit is well and truly frozen, put it into a food processor. Blend on high until smooth. Put mixture into a container and back in the freezer until refrozen.
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To serve: Scoop into a Martini or Highball glass. Garnish with fresh berries on a cocktail pick, if desired.

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Hoe Cakes

For the Celiac in your life, traditional Hoe Cakes are an easy ‘unbread’ to make. They can make a tasty alternative to pancakes when drizzled with honey or syrup. Or serve them plain with soup, chili, or sausage gravy for a change from crackers, bread, or biscuits.
  
Ingredients:
16 wz (453.5 g) Yellow Cornmeal (glutenfree, of course!)
1 pinch Salt
16 fz (473 mL) Boiling Water
2 wz (256.5 g) salad oil
Enough high heat cooking oil to fill the pan to frying depth (I prefer a 50/50 blend of peanut and sunflower oils, but you can use any mild-flavored cooking oil)
  
Instructions:
Gather your ingredients.
Preheat oven to 200 degrees F (94 degrees C).
Heat the oil in a heavy-bottomed frying pan over medium heat (or flame). Oil is ready when water droplets flicked over it ‘dance’ across the surface and evaporate.
Combine the first two ingredients in a large mixing bowl.
Stir in the boiling water. Mix until well combined.
Cover and let rest for 3-5 minutes, or until cool enough to shape without burning your hands.
Coat your hands with salad oil. Shape cornmeal mixture into palm-sized patties and use a spatula to gently slide into hot oil.
Fry until golden brown on both sides, trying to flip them only once.
Drain over pan before placing on a warm plate or platter in the oven to keep warm until you are ready to serve them. 

VARIATIONS (This basic recipe can easily be modified to be sweet or savory, depending on your preference):

Add your favorite grated cheese to make ‘Cheesy Hoes’

Swap 1/4 of the boiling water with honey to make ‘Hot Sticky Hoes’

Add minced parsley or spinach, plus chopped Prosciutto to make ‘Green Hoes with Ham’

Add minced garlic to make ‘Stinky Hoes’

Use blue cornmeal flour instead of yellow for ‘Blue Suede Hoes’

As you can see, my family has fun with both the variations and the names we give them, but why bother to play with your food if it isn’t any fun?

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